Boyden Farm ~ Cambridge, VT |
Venturing through the corn maze with me was Bryan and mutual friend Ed. Unfortunately for Ed he did not have muck boots like we did and got his sneakers very dirty and wet within the first 15 minutes of the adventure. This was due to extreme flooding in a section of the trail. Ed diverted from the path into the corn in order to avoid over-the-ankle water, but the corn field got the last laugh when the ground was anything but dry.
Bryan turned into the leader with Ed and I trailing behind, but we soon stripped him of deciding which way to go every time there was a fork in the trail. At first we took turns on who decides which way to go, but as the wrong paths became longer (we had to walk back to the fork and go the other way if it was a dead end) we started voting on which way to take and majority ruled.
At every fork in the maze there was a different sign ranging from "Lost Cows Ahead", "Watch for the Children of the Corn", "Beware of Dog", and "No Dumping Allowed" at which point Bryan pulled his pants down to show his butt and gave a thumbs up in front of the sign while in a squatting position. I spared my blog and didn't post that one.
The maze was still muddy in spots, and I luckily caught my balance after slipping backwards. At one point the guys were playing football, where I got a nice shot of Bryan throwing an ear of corn overhead. Another section of the corn maze Bryan stopped, disappeared into the side of the maze and returned with a dead mouse hanging by its tail. The mouse was then thrown right at me! Luckily, I dodged that one, but it was too close for laughs.
After walking for about 45 minutes there was a crop circle just visible from the trail, which started a short conversation on aliens and the movie "signs".
We were ready to stop walking up dead ends and get out of the maze!!
There was a clearing shortly after the crop circles, it felt really good to step out of the maze and look at something other than corn. Deep Breathes. Back into the corn maze we went.
Over an hour after we entered the maze we finally saw an opening to the field. We had been walking for so long, and had to back track so many times we all questioned each other if it was honestly the end.
It was; victory had never felt so good.